If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do you make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is it when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?
If pro is opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
The most powerful way to express love is simply how you live.
–T. A . Barron, The Wisdom of Merlin
If you don’t fund the State Department fully, then I need to buy more bullets.
–Secretary of Defense James Mattis under President Trump